A Great TV Show Idea

My brother and friend, Noah and Dwight respectively, created this concept for a "Reality TV" show. Watch our promo trailer and let me know what you think. Don't steal it! It's already registered with the Writer's Guild.

Hello

I haven't blogged in a while. Since I last blogged, my wife and I conceived our first child, we went on a 2 week European vacation, and I gained 3 pounds. Wow! A lot can change in over 3 months.

Here's a video of our cat, Cassie. Enjoy!

Really Long Fingernails!!

I'm not kidding. Melissa and I were in CVS tonight to get our photos for our passports when we spotted a rare, human species. She looked like your typical nurse wearing pastel scrubs, but there was nothing normal about this woman. On all 10 of her fingers grew the longest fingernails I've ever seen in person before. I saw longer on "That's Incredible" when I was a kid, but that was on TV. This was live and in color - hot pink to be accurate.

I almost dry heaved. I pointed them out to Melissa and she nearly choked as well. What was going on? Was this a dream? Was Abe Lincoln going to come walking down the Aisle with a beaver in hand? Nope. This was real and quite disturbing.

As a female, Melissa deduced that these nails were real. (She noticed things only girls would know.) Her pointer fingers looked like curly cue fries. All of her nails were easily 6-10 inches long. Freddy Krueger would've been jealous.

Upon leaving the store, Melissa and I looked at each other and asked the same question: How does she go to the . . . .?

The Unreviewed Movie Review

This is not a big weekend for the cinema. There's only one New Release - The Hitcher.

Here's the synopsis from www.rottentomatoes.com/m/hitcher/:
This new thriller, which tracks the terrifying trajectory of Grace Andrews (Sophia Bush) and Jim Halsey (Zachary Knighton), a collegiate couple who are tormented by the mysterious hitchhiker John Ryder, a.k.a. The Hitcher (Sean Bean).

Oh, scary! Scary for who? Who in their right mind picks up hitch hikers? I can't relate.

Here's the low-down:
This movie is not good. Sure, I haven't seen it, but I know it's not good. Why? The trailer tells me absolutely nothing. There's a guy and a girl. They're on a road trip. This crazy guy tries to stab them in the car. Craziness ensues. Who cares?! Another reason this movie is not worth your time: The studio that made it didn't make it available for reviews. That should say something.

Should I stay or should I go? Stay home and watch a good road-trip-gone-bad movie like Breakdown or Vacation.

A Cold Comment

Has anyone noticed that it's really cold? It's so weird. Here it is January and I actually have to wear layers. Must be global warming, right? I mean it's winter and I see my breath. I actually saw snow fall on Friday. There was ice on the ground yesterday. It's unbelievable and all Bush's fault!